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    SPONSORED: Financially Disadvantaged Students Given Typewriters Under New Scholarship Program

    In a press conference on Monday, Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos announced that select students from financially disadvantaged families will receive state-of-the-art typewriters designed by IBM under a new scholarship sponsored by IBM.

     

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    • September 8, 2016
    Op-Ed

    Op-Ed: I Am The Last Person On Earth Who Is Still Sad About Anna Nicole Smith’s Death

    Anna Nicole Smith died 3,385 days ago, and my life has been in shambles ever since.

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    • September 7, 2016
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    10 Things Every Freshman Should Do Their Freshman Year

    The Slant’s got you covered for your freshman year bucket list. 

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    • September 5, 2016
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    How to Stay Frat Over the Summer

    The Slant’s got you covered and we’ll teach you how to be a #Fratstar all summer long – just follow these tips!

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    • July 17, 2016
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    8 Euro 2016 Players Hot Enough That I Would Use Latex Condoms During Sex With Them, Despite My Severe Allergy

    Diagnosed at age 4, my severe latex allergy has affected nearly all aspects of my life. Now, as we near the halfway point of the 2016 UEFA Euro Cup, European national teams and their sexy players fight to continue to the knockout stages of the tournament. But despite my life-threatening...

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    • July 5, 2016
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