Neither my joints nor my bladder function anymore, and my face is more wrinkly than my Very Wrinkly Scrotum. But I have one last wish: You, my children, must join The Slant.
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We are about to get some Llama Chunks (R). I can’t wait.
Love is in the air. You can smell it, reeking of pig liver or whatever the hell that Tormund was nibbling sensually at Lady Brienne.
In a CNN report released late last week, Boehner admitted to having a “texting buddy” in Trump, but until the song was released, it remained unclear the extent of their relationship.
After waking up from a deep sleep, Kasich was shocked to hear he was still campaigning.
