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Google has paved the way in employee perks, prioritizing fun work environments that help employees succeed, complete with free food, cooking classes, nap pods, and laundry service. Companies like Yahoo, Buzzfeed, and Deloitte have quickly followed suit, whether that means offering free coffee, paid maternity and paternity leave, or just...

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  • February 12, 2019

First thing’s first, what the hell is gluten? Right now the only knowledge I have is that gluten is basically the source of all evil — it’s “literally the worst“ and “you could literally die from gluten” but I’m just literally confused on what gluten is. Kourtney Kardashian’s diet, consisting...

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  • January 15, 2019

I know exactly what you’re thinking: “What the fuck did I do to earn another fucking article from this human wooden dildo (the least practical of all dildos).” And I know that most of my articles are really, really bad, but you guys are in luck because this is not...

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  • December 5, 2018

If you are anything like me, you came to Vanderbilt for a very specific reason. Sure, it’s a top-ranked university with a great premed program and some of the happiest students in the country, but it has something else, too. That’s right, this school has some rich boys. Now, don’t...

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  • December 4, 2018

In the past month, hundreds of farm-to-table restaurants have adopted the new trend of serving whole loaves of bread rather than slices. These restaurants intend to challenge the consumer to interact with the loaf, to truly take on the mentality: “Let’s get this bread.” Some restaurants even require that customers...

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  • November 27, 2018