Life

By Audrey Lingan  I step outside my dorm and feel the cold prickle my cheeks. My ears flood with the crunch of the fallen leaves that litter the sidewalk. As I inhale the sensible 56°F air, I can feel mucus trickling down my throat. Ah yes, it is flu season,...

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  • November 17, 2024

By Audrey Lingan Is your dating life a steaming pile of shit? Well, have I got a solution for you: date a pre-med. Sure, there’s the obvious benefits. It’s probably a safe bet they’re hardworking and, hey, if it works out, you might’ve snagged yourself a doctor. Regardless, here are...

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  • November 10, 2024

By Calvin Fontaine Have you ever wondered why they started the Ocean’s film trilogy with Ocean’s Eleven? It’s because the heist I’m about to describe to you is so goddamn good, so seemingly impossible, so daring and masterful that it is worthy of numbers one through 10. Or perhaps the...

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  • April 28, 2024

By Benedict Ballman Itching to break away from the oppressive capitalist machine within which we are all merely cogs? Seeking a more spiritually-centered existence beyond work, sleep and death? Well, come on down to the sparkling beaches of Bali, Indonesia! Bask among expat gated communities, poverty and a rich cultural...

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  • April 19, 2024

By Nick Gebo Healthcare is expensive. We’ve all experienced that. Well actually probably not us — we’re Vanderbilt students — but by god I’m sure unaffordable treatment has been a real bummer for somebody out there. Thankfully, I have a readily available solution. I’m here to share a method that...

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  • April 10, 2024