“Ah, shit.” Sources report hearing those words leave the window of Brian Shaker’s Chevy Impala on Thursday afternoon.
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“There just aren’t enough chairs to go around,” experts reported Tuesday. “Every day, thousands of people try to sit down only to find that there aren’t enough chairs left for them.”
“We just handed him a pencil, some grid paper, and access to the city planning documents, and he was ready to go,” Rebecca Fardle said. “It was pure art from the beginning.”
The stars know your future. Isn’t that wild? I think that’s wild.
Correspondent Doug Lisk talks to new EDM sensation DJ Snapple about dropping beats, not bombs.
