Inauguration Drinking Game
Our 45th President is being sworn into office tomorrow, and there’s no better way to celebrate than by drinking far more than you should. Good luck.
Take a Drink Every Time:
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You ask, “Who is this?” when they introduce a performer
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You see Mike Pence
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You hear “Make America Great Again”
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You see a woman frowning
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They mention a women’s march
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Trump talks about “destroying opponents”
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Another Democratic lawmaker adds “boycotted inauguration” to their 2018 campaign
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Trump drags Buzzfeed
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Trump tweets during the inauguration
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An old republican nominee arrives
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You see an unqualified cabinet member
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You see Obama looking sad with the fortune of our country
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Trump’s tiny son looks so confused and lost
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You hear poor grammar
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Trump hugs Ivanka and accidentally touches her butt
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They show something in the military
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You see someone crying
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You see Satan in the crowd
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You notice how small Trump’s hands are
Finish your drink if:
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There’s a public protest on screen
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RBG falls asleep
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Ben Carson falls asleep
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You cry
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You cheer
Chug while Trump takes the oath of office
Take a shot if:
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Trump dances with Ivanka instead of his wife
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Hillary appears
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Kanye is onscreen
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Trump closes with “You’re fired”
Finally, drink an entire colt 45 in honor of the 45th President. Congrats! You successfully celebrated the peaceful transition of power.