Our 45th President is being sworn into office today, and there's no better way to celebrate than by drinking far more than you should. Good luck.

Go hide inside, away from people, and settle in with some delicious cookies designed to help you deal with the toll this election has imparted upon us all. 

Hour by hour, chronicling the historic election.

As the founder of the field of political science, he gave his mid-300’s BC perspective on our 2016 political process.

The following is a list of actions I promise to take in order to atone for my sins. All I ask is that You give Hillary just a little divine boost

Bob and Carol are unfortunately still living under the impression that they are really “making a difference” by casting their ballots on Election Day for various city official positions.

“I love them both so much that I wish I could vote for both!  Election day will be a bittersweet for sure because BOTH can’t win.”  

We’ve been silent thus far, but no longer.

Many began to suspect Donald Trump was not a real person but instead a character created by the famously elaborate Day-Lewis as early as the first GOP debate in the summer of 2015. 

Step 1: Download a high profile dating app for Secret Service agents.

The defensiveness of Trump's comments in particular was not fully explicated until a recent TV interview, in which long translucent strings attached to Trump’s arms and lips became visible in the light of the studio. 

 Sure, you can find facts to successfully dismantle an ostensibly fact-based observation that’s actually an opinion, but it’s still my opinion.