From: Donald J. Trump
Subject: I want to do something extra special on January 6th this year…
Date: September 18, 2024 3:14 AM
A MEMO FROM RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT TRUMP
Patriot,
FEAR...
The NFL kneeling controversy has only grown in the past month as players protest by kneeling during the anthem. Many across the country, including President Trump, have called this protest anti-American
Washington D.C.--Amid turmoil in the Trump administration, The White House announced today that newly appointed Communications Director Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has been removed from his position for stealing one too many of the President’s french fries.
Slant TV Global News Correspondent Jack Sentell updates us on wild developments happening in the United Kingdom, as well as what public opinion of newly-elected President Trump overseas.
The United States government is worried the same hackers who allegedly influenced the outcome of the 2016 election are now seeking to compromise college student media organizations.
Sources close to your grandfather report that this is a positive development for him, given that he’s been looking for a way to spend his time ever since he retired, and the “N-word” became socially unacceptable.