Top 10 Things to Do if Trump is Elected

Download a high profile dating app for Secret Service agents

Find a Secret Service agent on said app

Seduce said Secret Service agent

Woo him by buying him treats

Learn the ins and outs of White House security

Order tiny hands on Amazon

Infiltrate White House

Hypnotize President

Convince Trump to dance with tiny hands

Threaten to post video of him dancing unless he gives you ownership of all of the Trump Towers