Top Ten Secret Campus Clubs

  • Students who read The Hustler
    Bad community
  • Students who read The Slant
    Worse community, but at least willing to pass the juul when needed
  • HOD majors that won’t work for Deloitte
    Warning: Very selective, full of daddy-issues
  • Vanderbilt Office of Housing and Residential Experience
    1.9 stars of Google
  • The Free Masons
  • Morning People
    Vandy dining halls serve breakfast?
  • Mourning People
    I’m sorry for your loss
  • Happy Vanderbilt Students*
    *Editor’s Note: disbanded due to lack of membership
  • Vanderbilt Alcoholics Anonymous
    We meet in the Chapel on Thursday nights 🙂
  • Lambda Chi

  • February 19, 2020