NASHVILLE, TN: Sources close to the Vanderbilt University administration confirmed today that a woman would indeed be asked to clean up a man’s mess. “Given our concerns with how things were running, we thought it best to have a woman fulfill the traditional role of straightening out the clutter left behind by a man,” said a spokesman. “We anticipate that the woman will do her … [Read more...] about Report: Woman to Clean Up After Man’s Mess
Archives for February 5, 2020
Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative Announced as IFC’s Official Slogan
Greek life on Vanderbilt has recently seen a lot of upheaval. In the past few years, without fail, the coolest and most “do you know who my father is” fraternities have found themselves sent packing (only to then combine and become stronger than any mere mortal could have ever imagined—legend is that when a case of white claw enters their house it merely evaporates into the … [Read more...] about Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative Announced as IFC’s Official Slogan