As Amazon gears up to release their 2016 second quarter sales reports, many experts believe that reports will be bolstered by the surging sales of Donald Trump’s hair repurposed as a cat toy. Tammy, 57, Indiana suburbanite and owner of three cats comments, “The girls just love rolling around in Mr. Trump’s hair. I come home from my part-time job as a Walmart greeter, pour … [Read more...] about Donald Trump’s Hair Becomes #2 Rated Cat Toy Sold on Amazon
Archives for June 2016
Silicon Valley Review Season 3 Episode 7
This week’s episode, “To Build a Better Beta,” is not the story of a triumphant return to campus of Greek organization. Richard feels like the beta of Pied Piper is not ready for release to the public, but after a solid dose of peer pressure, he acquiesces to the rest of the crew.While all of this is going on, Ehrlich and Bighead are facing bankruptcy. While Bighead is taking … [Read more...] about Silicon Valley Review Season 3 Episode 7
NSA To Begin Targeting Individuals Deemed “Dangerously Charismatic”
In a press conference on Friday, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that the National Security Agency would begin focusing its surveillance technology on researching and categorizing individuals whose charismatic qualities could make them threats to the United States and humanity as a whole.“After seeing the events that have transpired over the election season, … [Read more...] about NSA To Begin Targeting Individuals Deemed “Dangerously Charismatic”
Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 6
Religious Bernie Sanders is kicking ass in the game of thrones. He has both passed go and discarded $200 because money would distract him from the gods and beating up gay people. Despite having a hairline receding faster than American rationality, he managed to outplay two major families. The young boy is swayed to Bernie’s side, really believing the old man’s … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 6
Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 6, Double Double Spoilers and Trouble
You ever have the urge to move a pool? Just like, you know, to get it closer. But then you move it back because it was in the right place before. And after all of this, you run out of money. Weird how that works. This week’s episode was filled with shit metaphorically hitting the fan left and right, with “Bachmanity Insanity”, the party Ehrlich was planning to debut his new … [Read more...] about Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 6, Double Double Spoilers and Trouble