In the category of cat toys, Trump’s hair trails only Tails from the Litter Box, a series of short stories written by Jane Clawsten.
June 2016
This week’s episode, “To Build a Better Beta,” is not the story of a triumphant return to campus of a greek organization.
The project, code named “Project Charm Offensive,” will involve the mass listing and categorization of every United States citizen with any degree of influence, power, and personality.
We are about to get some Llama Chunks (R). I can’t wait.
*Looks disappointed and embarrassed for every character except Jared*