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    Morgan Freeman Reveals He Only Started Acting to Kiss Girls

    “Becky was the hottest girl in the grade, and everyone knew that she was a shoo-in for Juliet,” Freeman said, explaining his rationale in dulcet tones. “All I had to do was get the part of Romeo, and I was golden!”

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