By: Dana Angrisano As a junior in college, sometimes I feel like an unwatered plant in a flaming desert. By that I mean: there is a drought of men. I’m too young to start sleeping with divorcees, but definitely too old to hook up with freshmen and sophomores (though there’s something disturbingly sexy about a sophomore who just developed a...
By: Paige Harris I can’t believe that none of the pre-professional fraternities on campus wanted me in their new pledge class. Don’t they know my dad owns the largest hedge fund in our zip code and he’s giving me an internship this summer? It doesn’t get more “pre-professional” than that....
By Jeneta Nwosu The news that Rand Dining Center will open Saturdays this fall was welcome to sophomore Gage Price, president of the premier alternative investment club on campus. “I was overjoyed, really,” Price said. “As a Branscomb resident and notorious party animal, Rand breakfast will be the best pick-me-up...
By Jeff Malarky Do you know what arbitrage is? It’s a financial term. I wouldn’t really expect you to get it. Most of you aren’t like me; I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street seven times and The Big Short twice. So, bear with me for a second as I...
By Christina Lopez Hello, my name is Christina. I want to tell you a tale about a missed job opportunity. After going through what happened a million times in my head, I wish I could go back and do things differently. But for now, I want to share my story...
