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    New Study Finds Catcalling Gets You the Girl

    A new study out of Vanderbilt University has found that catcalling increases the chances of finding one’s soulmate by 137%, making it more effective than any method currently known to man. 

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    • April 11, 2018
    Campus / Uncategorized

    Five St. Fratty’s Day Outfits That Scream “Take Me to Formal”

    Desperate to get an invite to frat formal so you don’t seem like a total loser? The return of #tailgateszn is a perfect opportunity to reel in a khaki-wearing date. Here are five outfits guaranteed to catch you a winner!

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    • March 16, 2018
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    How My Global Brigades Trip Made Me a Good Person

    Over spring break, I went on a service trip to the Dominican Republic with Global Brigades that changed my life forever.

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    • March 14, 2018
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    Celery Sticks and Being a Loser: Why New Year’s Resolutions are the Worst

    I’m no life coach. In fact, I have no qualifications at all to tell you how to live your life. I mean, I’m not an idiot or anything, I’m just not a role model. But put my legitimacy aside for a second and hear my advice: don’t eat celery for breakfast.

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    • March 14, 2018
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    Op-Ed: No, I’m not still bitter that I, Tonya wasn’t nominated for Best Picture

    The Oscars are coming up in just a few days, and I’m excited. No, really, I am. I’m ready to root for Call Me By Your Name for Best Picture with gusto, one of the nine films nominated for the category this year. It deserves to win, it really does.

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    • March 4, 2018
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