WARNING: This article contains graphic content some audiences may find disturbing. Reader discretion is advised. I always knew my time would come to kick the bucket, but I always imagined it being on a comfortable hospital bed surrounded by my wife and kids. I certainly never thought it would happen...
From the desk of a culturally sensitive fraternity brother Hey guys, it’s me again, a culturally sensitive fraternity brother just trying to do the Lord’s work out here. I choose to remain anonymous on my column because I’m doing this not to boost my reputation on campus, but to strive...
I had a piece of paper. I needed to cut it in two. I know what you’re thinking, civilization simply hasn’t created technology sophisticated enough to handle this problem. Sure, we have virtual reality porn; however, as a society, we have to create our technologies with some priorities. But how...
Freshman Brian Anderson was going about his business this morning, November 6th, when he stumbled across your Instagram story, urging him to vote. “It really hit me”, Anderson commented to the Slant. “I wasn’t going to vote. I didn’t have time. But then I was on Instagram and saw that...
In a long-anticipated gesture, comedians and satirists around the country are signing a letter addressed to President Donald Trump to express their undying gratitude for his contributions to the state of humor in the United States. A coalition of humorists will formally present the framed array of signatures to the...
