By Alicia Ge In a world of endless swiping and lackluster “connections,” one company believes it has finally cracked the code for modern romance. Introducing MatchWatch™, a “revolutionary” dating app powered by the latest advancements in biometric monitoring, geofencing and extremely detailed and exhaustive personal data collection. According to its...
By Maret Rudin-Aulenbach The Vanderbilt Commodores finished their season 6-6 with a thrilling loss to Tennessee on December 0, 2024. The Slant had the opportunity to interview players and coach Clark Lea on what worked, what went wrong and our plans for next season. Find the transcript below: Anonymous Cornerback:...
By Indy Hauter They say you are what you eat and, well, President Joe Biden looks like an absolute dub. The 46th president is no longer under immense fire from consumers as the U.S. national average of gas prices has plummeted to $3.032 per gallon. Just a year ago, disgruntled...
By Indy Hauter They say the most important part of any father’s life is the day their first child is born, but I don’t think anyone had to endure the generational struggle of Chicago Cubs baseball. Sure, April 18th is a special day for my kid, but November 2nd will...
By Alex Tomack Due to the upcoming holiday season and toxic emissions from ExxonMobil rigs outside of Santa’s zoning permits, things are heating up at the North Pole for Saint Nick and the elves. Pollution-driven losses in ice and snow have caused the jolly old fellow’s plants responsible for producing...
