Ashley Martin believed she was participating in the fraternity event known as Derby Days where sorority girls try to locate and steal hidden derby hats.
Pony! Pony! Pony! Go! Go! Go!
President Obama: “Malia could have attended any college she wanted; she’s brilliant, well-rounded, and earned this completely on her own merits.”
After waking up from a deep sleep, Kasich was shocked to hear he was still campaigning.
Ehlrich’s bong-count for the season is up to 3 despite this week’s episode bringing us a decided lack of drug related humor. In fact, this week’s episode is what some might refer to as “not chill, bro.”