Before you hug your favorite washed-up alum, make sure your stars are aligned.
Andrew, the final fuck, confided to The Slant that he is worried that Quincy might not give him up.
At the end of today’s business day, Chancellor Zeppos is scheduled to issue a university-wide state of emergency after numerous clown sightings were reported by students and staff last night.
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