A totally serious op-ed from your outgoing Editor-in-Chief.
Op-Ed
The deep emotional connection of our committed relationship is making her like, mad horny.
Hey, Jo. We need to talk.
The following is a list of actions I promise to take in order to atone for my sins. All I ask is that You give Hillary just a little divine boost
You rat bastards are the most revolting mockeries of the beauty of life I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. And I know exactly what you want.
