By Thomas Robertson Image courtesy of Blue Origin. For years now, Vladimir Putin has been launching attack after attack into Ukraine in hopes of claiming the land for Mother Russia in a quasi-imperial land grab. Thousands have died, many more injured. Civilians have been forced to flee war-zones, children have...
By Indy Hauter They say you are what you eat and, well, President Joe Biden looks like an absolute dub. The 46th president is no longer under immense fire from consumers as the U.S. national average of gas prices has plummeted to $3.032 per gallon. Just a year ago, disgruntled...
By Alex Tomack Due to the upcoming holiday season and toxic emissions from ExxonMobil rigs outside of Santa’s zoning permits, things are heating up at the North Pole for Saint Nick and the elves. Pollution-driven losses in ice and snow have caused the jolly old fellow’s plants responsible for producing...
By Ruhi Slatel On Tuesday, November 5th, 2024, the American public elected Donald Trump as the 47th President. But more importantly, on Wednesday, November 6th, 2024, the straight women of America banded together to strike. Strike from sex. A sex strike, if you will. The Slant thought this sequence of...
By Sam Belcher Much like Christmas, gender reveal parties and the state of Florida, 9/11 is the latest victim of rampant consumerism. As such, the federal government has embarked on an ambitious plan to roll out a new line of T-shirts, assault rifles and collectors coins in order to commemorate...
