By Alicia Ge In a world of endless swiping and lackluster “connections,” one company believes it has finally cracked the code for modern romance. Introducing MatchWatch™, a “revolutionary” dating app powered by the latest advancements in biometric monitoring, geofencing and extremely detailed and exhaustive personal data collection. According to its...
By Audrey Lingan I step outside my dorm and feel the cold prickle my cheeks. My ears flood with the crunch of the fallen leaves that litter the sidewalk. As I inhale the sensible 56°F air, I can feel mucus trickling down my throat. Ah yes, it is flu season,...
By Audrey Lingan Is your dating life a steaming pile of shit? Well, have I got a solution for you: date a pre-med. Sure, there’s the obvious benefits. It’s probably a safe bet they’re hardworking and, hey, if it works out, you might’ve snagged yourself a doctor. Regardless, here are...
By Calvin Fontaine Have you ever wondered why they started the Ocean’s film trilogy with Ocean’s Eleven? It’s because the heist I’m about to describe to you is so goddamn good, so seemingly impossible, so daring and masterful that it is worthy of numbers one through 10. Or perhaps the...
By Benedict Ballman Itching to break away from the oppressive capitalist machine within which we are all merely cogs? Seeking a more spiritually-centered existence beyond work, sleep and death? Well, come on down to the sparkling beaches of Bali, Indonesia! Bask among expat gated communities, poverty and a rich cultural...
