By Connie Su and Bonnie Bu PADUCHA, KY– Nashvillian father Harold Chew’s family cites April 8, 2024, as a date of great excitement for him. He and many other astronomically-interested citizens had been gearing up for travel to witness the highly anticipated solar eclipse. In the week prior to this...
By Hamdi Caseer It’s time for puffer jackets and sweaters to be shoved in the back of your closet. The need for layers of cotton, wool and fat to protect our bodies from the cold is gone. Spring is in the air, and with it, is the need to get...
By Christina Lopez Hello, my name is Christina. I want to tell you a tale about a missed job opportunity. After going through what happened a million times in my head, I wish I could go back and do things differently. But for now, I want to share my story...
By Bonnie Bu My boyfriend, the great Keith Footprint, really wants the best for our world. He truly does. He volunteers to pick up waste in the waterways on Wednesdays. He even publicly denounces high-wealth individuals with substantial investments in oil. He’s taught me to curse those power-hungry, shale-loving tyrants...
By O. Blivious Are you chronically single? Have you never felt the warm embrace of a woman? Well, just like you sorry losers, I used to lay in my bed every night and cry myself to sleep wondering if I’d ever reach the peak of my existence and get a...
