All of creation From the primordial pool To the dinosaurs To the mammoths To us, Homo sapiens, The intelligent species, Happened by chance, An improbable miracle, Of stars aligning, atoms colliding, Your parents meeting, And making you, Only for you to sit In my fucking seat, Asshole.
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