NASHVILLE, TN – Vanderbilt University junior Derek Derekson never thought he would become a campus hero, but the consulting recruiting season has turned him into one nonetheless.
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The world needs to know how the dining “concepts” we are forced to buy from compare not only to outside establishments, but also to one another. Seeing as we pay $10 per meal, it only seems just.
Recently, Vanderbilt rose from a top 15 ranking in national universities to an astronomically more impressive 14th, and students and alumni alike are eating it up.
First-year Franklin Buckley, 18, was reported on Saturday to have had no goddamn clue which way to anchor during the annual Anchor Dash event. As a result, the student was seen attempting to alternately anchor up, anchor south, and anchor in the general direction of Furman Hall.
