Written by the anonymous but omnipresent Mold Girl On Monday, the Hustler released a shocking article uncovering cases of mold found in McTyeire and Blakemore that led to health issues for two students. (Don’t worry, though, two people is no big deal – everyone else has just been unknowingly infecting...
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This Sunday was Vanderbilt’s sorority Bid Day – the day where new sorority women are finally admitted to their forever homes and bused to a party to welcome them home. As always, women are dressed to the nines for their Bid Day theme as they yell and scream when their...
Are you a culturally sensitive liberal who longs for more similar-minded students to agree with? Are you that kind of person who really wants to hear what you already believe over and over again? Are you white and feel a bit guilty? Coming to Vanderbilt this spring, “Being Liberal...
1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body. Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated with Vandy. Maybe he’s just some random guy. Who knows? 2. We don’t actually have that many squirrels; it’s just...
Following the lead of the brave authentic Cherokee Indian Elizabeth Warren, SAE brother Spencer Hawthorne released his DNA test from MinorityAndMe this past week, revealing traces of GDI ancestry. “I was hoping to see some kind of cool result, like 20% black so I could start saying the n-word in...
