By Slant Staff Alright everyone, it’s time to buckle up your goddamn seatbelts because I am about to tell you that everything you have known and learned is at least partially false. I’m Chris. I have lived since the beginning of time and in the course of my life, I...
By Edgar Allan Poe The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged;...
By Nathaniel Tropical-Storm It’s that time of the year again: hurricane season. While the South and the East Coast panic at the possibility of yet another natural disaster, the West Coast sits back and sips kombucha along fault lines. But better yet, that means we’re greeted with a fresh new...
For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. The steady drips should’ve warned me. I used to be good. I went...
By Nathaniel S. Pumpkins Halloween is one of the best times of the year because it has a little something for everyone. This year, I’ll be talking about some of the best, most fun activities you can only do on Halloween! If hearing about these doesn’t get you in the...
