As the skepticism surrounding the Democratic hopeful’s physical fitness to serve as commander-in-chief grows, The Slant interviews Brad, a pre-med freshman who has conducted extensive medical research on Clinton’s health issues.
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Recently this semester, there has been a reported decrease in Piranhas attendance shortly after idgod, the nation’s leading producer of underage IDs, issued a public statement that “IDs ordered during the past two weeks would be shipped in 15 business days.”
In an exclusive interview with The Slant, Charles revealed that he came to the shocking realization that racism still exists in America after a member of his Visions group, Mia, discussed a moment when she was insulted on account of her race.
Emphatically insisting that he finished second to last and not dead last in the pursuit of a date, John has revealed that the main reason as to why his female colleagues fail to appreciate his self proclaimed “sexual prowess” and “dank good looks” stem from his failure to act like a “misogynistic bad boy.”
Anna Nicole Smith died 3,385 days ago, and my life has been in shambles ever since.
