Symptoms include a sudden inability to read clocks, a preference for clothing that resembles blankets, and selective hearing.
Slant Staff
The gooder, the badder, and the stranger.
Andrew, the final fuck, confided to The Slant that he is worried that Quincy might not give him up.
At the end of today’s business day, Chancellor Zeppos is scheduled to issue a university-wide state of emergency after numerous clown sightings were reported by students and staff last night.
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