The following is a list of actions I promise to take in order to atone for my sins. All I ask is that You give Hillary just a little divine boost
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Bob and Carol are unfortunately still living under the impression that they are really “making a difference” by casting their ballots on Election Day for various city official positions.
Consider yourself lucky. You happened to be born as one of the few decently attractive hairless land mammals.
“I love them both so much that I wish I could vote for both! Election day will be a bittersweet for sure because BOTH can’t win.”
Many began to suspect Donald Trump was not a real person but instead a character created by the famously elaborate Day-Lewis as early as the first GOP debate in the summer of 2015.
