Consider yourself lucky. You happened to be born as one of the few decently attractive hairless land mammals.
Slant Staff
“I love them both so much that I wish I could vote for both! Election day will be a bittersweet for sure because BOTH can’t win.”
Many began to suspect Donald Trump was not a real person but instead a character created by the famously elaborate Day-Lewis as early as the first GOP debate in the summer of 2015.
Could we be more than just drunk strangers passing in the night?
You rat bastards are the most revolting mockeries of the beauty of life I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. And I know exactly what you want.