As a longtime citizen of this country and staunch defender of time-honored values, I can get over a lot of the baloney that those young so-called “Millennials” have done in their recent society-destroying years, but now they have gone too far. First they came for manners, and then they eradicated the 9-5 workday, but now, they have the gall to destroy a time-honored tenement of our society: those bastards are killing killing.
Slant Staff
The world needs to know how the dining “concepts” we are forced to buy from compare not only to outside establishments, but also to one another. Seeing as we pay $10 per meal, it only seems just.
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – In the following weeks after Saudi Arabia’s decision to lift its ban on female drivers, attendance for a variety of outdoor facilities have skyrocketed as throngs of citizens are making their way across the country to finally see women driving on the golf course. As women were legally barred from driving cars, they were also barred from utilizing their drivers – restricting them to solely irons, wedges, and putters.
An anonymous Vanderbilt senior confirmed that she observed a group of professors sitting together at a table in Stevenson Library during the evening hours. Amidst the groups of Vanderbilt students crying in Stevenson, the senior remained concealed by hiding behind the printer, allowing her to hear bits of their conversation.
We’ve all been there. You know, on the crowded porch of a tailgate, atop the couch at a Mayfield, pressed into the tiny window of Towers suite living room.
