By: Slant Staff So, just like me, you applied to the singles housing process. If you were part of the sliver of lucky bastards who got a res college single, don’t let it get to your head. Diermeier still isn’t going to invite you to his circle jerks, champ. If...
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By: Slant Staff Vanderbilt has no housing. Rather than solving the problem in a rational matter, like say allowing us to live off-campus, OHARE has asked students to beg for housing (or simply bribe their way into a six-person suite). I, however, am a woman of principle. I refuse to...
By: Slant Staff Listen, I understand that the mold found in Morgan (and now Lewis) is a big deal. I get it, you get it. Even the Hustler gets it, or at least I thought they did? I could’ve sworn I saw an article about it but it’s not there...
By: Slant Staff The California wildfires have been threatening our ecological safety since 1932. These wildfires are just another demonstration that climate change has already become irreversible. Greedy lawmakers refuse to pass climate policy in order to benefit their own interests. I know this may be an unpopular opinion, but...
By: Slant Staff For those of you who are yet to cop a followback from the one you cohabitate with, take notes. Make them a cheeky salmon dish in the microwave As the old women in Pixar movies always say before they die and the plot actually begins, “don’t forget...
