By Meghan Halvey Ciao, Bonjour, or whatever the fuck they say in Europe. Get used to it because I won’t be saying anything else for the next couple of months. It’s just so natural! I completely forgot that people even say stuff so awkward sounding like “hey”— it even sounds...
Can you guess if the person responsible for the future of your rights is older than this common household object? Play to find out! Let’s start with the 21st Amendment! What about Chocolate Chip Cookies? Tupperware? Surely not the AK-47? Superglue? Legislation Making Slavery Illegal?
If that tall, lanky bisexual woman’s dream of a white boy who goes around college campuses and asks random people “what song are you listening to?” came up to me he would be fucked. Unlike the rest of you plebeians, I do not fill my days sitting in a Rand...
You wore your “TO DO LIST: YOUR MOM” shirt to the tailgate and you’re not a quitter. If they were a true friend they would understand that when you make a commitment, you stand by it. Yeah sure, the shirt started as a satiric play on the frat guys who...
By: Meghan Halvey Don’t lie to me. You still listen to Michael Jackson and XXXTentacion. You still appreciate Picasso. You keep rewatching Pulp Fiction every time you get sad and just want to feel something again (you realize Harvey Weinstein directed that, right?). I’m just being honest about it. Great...
