By Chris Conway Alright everyone, it’s time to buckle up your goddamn seatbelts because I am about to tell you that everything you have known and learned is at least partially false. I’m Chris. I have lived since the beginning of time and in the course of my life, I...
By Chris Conway For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. The steady drips should’ve warned me. I used to be...
