1.     Grandma

“Have you seen my glasses, grandchild?”

2.     Dad

“Have you seen my glasses, child?”

3.     Neighbor Steve

“Have you seen my glasses, neighbor?”

4.     Step-sister

“Have you seen my glasses, step-sibling?”

5.     Ex-boyfriend

“Have you seen my glasses, ex-lover?”

6.     Cat in tree

“Have you seen my glasses, human on ground?”

7.     Waitress you didn’t tip

“Have you seen my glasses, asshole?”

8.     Kid who’s too tall

“Have you seen my glasses, shortest human?”

9.     Kid who’s too short

“Have you seen my glasses, tallest human?”

10.  Dick Cheney

“Have you seen my glasses, citizen?”

11.  Ghost who’s haunting you

“Have you seen my glasses, living human?”