NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. Browne reportedly sat down at...
October 2018
Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant globule has famously...
Welp. They’ve gone and done it again. Just when I thought that I’d be able to finally use one of my three sides on a hearty helping of human flesh, Vanderbilt snatches that dream out of my hands much like I snatch babies from their mothers and eat them. All-you-can-eat...
If you’re connected to vuNet and have logged onto Twitter.com in the past 72 hours, then you probably saw the story of the surprising Emmy Proposal. Glenn Weiss, who won the Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special award for directing the Oscars, gave a very emotional speech. He talked about...
