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    Top 10

    Top 10 Rejected Peanut Butter Types

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    10. Crusty

    9. Dusty

    8. Salt and Vinegar

    7. Sour Cream and Onion

    6. Peanut Butterface

    5. Cool Ranch

    4. Frozen

    3. George Washington Carver Butter

    2. Can’t Believe It’s Not Peanut Butter

    1. Jelly

    • September 27, 2017

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