10. Got stopped by TSA for the hot sauce in her bag

9. Coincides with marriage counseling

8. Blue Ivy has an ear infection

7. We’re already in formation

6. The beat got sicker and had to take a day off

5. 99 problems

4. We were not ready for this jelly

3. Not enough single ladies put their hands up

2. She found Becky with the good hair

1. Nearest Red Lobster is too far away