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    All of creation

    From the primordial pool

    To the dinosaurs 

    To the mammoths 

    To us, Homo sapiens, 

    The intelligent species,

    Happened by chance,

    An improbable miracle,

    Of stars aligning, atoms colliding,

    Your parents meeting,

    And making you,

    Only for you to sit

    In my fucking seat,

    Asshole.

    • July 5, 2016
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