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    Top 10

    Top 10 Kentucky Derby Horse Names

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    10. Gallup Poll

    9. Mayoneighs

    8. A Horse

    7. No, The Other One

    6. Hoping To Sire

    5. Soontobeglue

    4. The Horse Formerly Known As Ted

    3. A Recent Colonoscopy

    2. Whinnie The (Horse)Shoe

    1. That, Uh, The Brown One 

     

     

    • May 9, 2016

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