Friends, with Spooky Season coming to an end and No-Shave November starting off, I can already see the leaves falling, smell the turkey cooking and hear my grandfather screaming at my lesbian aunt about how her flannels are destroying America or whatever. That’s right—as I remind myself about five times a day, Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and that means I only have … [Read more...] about We’re Only Three Emotional Breakdowns Away from Thanksgiving
Archives for November 13, 2018
SAE Brother Takes DNA Test, Reveals Trace of GDI Ancestry
Following the lead of the brave authentic Cherokee Indian Elizabeth Warren, SAE brother Spencer Hawthorne released his DNA test from MinorityAndMe this past week, revealing traces of GDI ancestry. “I was hoping to see some kind of cool result, like 20% black so I could start saying the n-word in rap songs,” admitted Spencer. “But instead, I just found I come from some loser … [Read more...] about SAE Brother Takes DNA Test, Reveals Trace of GDI Ancestry