A team of researchers in Washington, D.C. has discovered the Tedidae cruzae, or Ted Cruz. Researchers still aren’t sure how the Ted Cruz should be categorized, since the animal has both reptile and mammal attributes.Scientists are still unsure of how the Ted Cruz managed to avoid detection, but the animal’s foray into presidential campaigning helped with its discovery. The … [Read more...] about New Species, Tedidae Cruzae, Discovered in Washington
Archives for April 6, 2016
To the United Kingdom, From the European Union
UK,Honey, baby, don’t leave me. You’re my iron lion, my knight in shining Camelot armor, the light of my life. I know that things have been hard around here lately – Angela’s been acting up, and the borders have been weird, and the finances have been bad, but can’t you tell I love you? I need you. You’re the staunch, pasty biscuit on our tea tray of affection, and it … [Read more...] about To the United Kingdom, From the European Union