By Jeff Malarky Look. I’m not going to tell you what the goal of your education is. I think we both know what your Vanderbilt degree is good for—not some job at McKinsey or an internship with the firm whose CEO is the dad of your friend who grew up...
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Why study for finals when you could demonstrate your failure in so many other ways?
I just can’t deal with it right now. Class, work, activities… trash? I don’t think so.
Students close to William Thompson believe he has developed an erotic attraction to the difficulty of Vanderbilt’s Engineering School.
Recently this semester, there has been a reported decrease in Piranhas attendance shortly after idgod, the nation’s leading producer of underage IDs, issued a public statement that “IDs ordered during the past two weeks would be shipped in 15 business days.”