First-year Franklin Buckley, 18, was reported on Saturday to have had no goddamn clue which way to anchor during the annual Anchor Dash event. As a result, the student was seen attempting to alternately anchor up, anchor south, and anchor in the general direction of Furman Hall.
Look, I get it. Vanderbilt is really selective in its admissions. Everyone that’s here is special in some way, or has some thing that made their application stand out.
Matthew 19:24, which reads “…it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God,” has traditionally been understood as a parable about the sinfulness of greed; however, the incredibly oversized sewing needle Osteen had on stage with him challenged this interpretation.
Look what we just made her do, look what Slant just made her do.
Vanderbilt football could be at risk of losing another key player to a highly competitive career outside of football. Two years ago Vanderbilt football lost starting quarterback, Patton Robinette, after his decision to attend medical school. This year, tight end Sam Dobbs is being heavily recruited to lead Amazon’s drone delivery service.
