NASHVILLE, Tenn. In the wake of a Washington Post article that discussed China’s new, more accurate Covid-19 tests, many changes will be coming to Vanderbilt’s Covid-19 testing protocols in the coming weeks. “Mandatory twice weekly Covid-19 tests will remain in place for the undergraduate student body, but we will be...
Uh oh! Everyone’s favorite Disney+ show (you guys actually watch this?) is in hot water following a controversial recent episode. A shocking plotline sees Wanda, played by Mary-Kate and Ashley’s more relevant sister Elizabeth, take a trip to scenic Orlando with some neighborhood friends to attend the Conservative Political Action...
Goodbye, sweet white noise, my old friend,Your static roar, your constant sound;I’ve replaced you, you’re at your end,There’s a new lover I have found. Hypnotic sound, she calls for meTwo times a week, that is her game;Her slender frame, a sight to see,The Covid spit tube – that’s her name!...
Vanderbilt announced last week that Mark Bandas, who has served as the Vanderbilt Dean of Students for 14 years, will be stepping down in May. This news came just days after I alerted the staff of The Slant that I, too, will be stepping down from my position as Editor-in-chief...
Dear Big Pharma, Thank you for changing my birth control for the fifth time these past eleven months! I’m so happy to have you change the mix of hormones you’re pumping into my body every month or two. The physical and emotional effects of you messing around really keep me...
