By Jeff Malarky 10) The Second Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image For starters, holy shit is this hard to understand. Did they not have Grammarly back then? So this one basically forbids making shrines and praying to them. This just feels a bit outdated to...
By Megan McGrath and Vivian Iburg Swine flu, the iconic disease once named for pigs like Vanderbilt Young Republicans, is undergoing a name change following a terrible outbreak at an innocent holiday party. On December 9, 2022, The Slant staff gathered at the residence of Chris Not-Kringle to share good...
By Sam Sliman and Fluke Baller Quick! There’s no time to waste! You have to move the conversation to a different topic as quickly as possible. Try mentioning how excited you are for this class, or how nice it was to have some time off. Avoid talking about any aspects...
Who would have thought a name could cause so much controversy? Beloved, prestigious satire publication The Slant recently fell under intense legal fire. The publication’s name was created by Editor-in-Chief Sam “Jesus” Sliman as a cheeky play on the idea that the news publication is biased (or “slanted”). However, as...
We’ve all been there. Feeling flat because you’re sitting in your isolating Gillette single alone (thanks COVID), mindlessly texting anybody and everybody because you’re desperate for an ounce of real human interaction. That’s when it hits you: invite a girl over from high school that goes to a nearby college....
