Last Saturday, when I went down to the little Italian deli to pick up some fresh salamis, I saw the most appalling headline on the newsstand: “Joe Biden Cancels Student Loan Debt.” When I voted for Joe Biden back in 2020 I did so proudly. I thought to myself, here’s...
In yet another incredible week for girlbosses everywhere, Kamala Harris continues to make strides for women’s rights after being appointed President Joe Biden’s point woman for the border crisis and creating the policy of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight. The Biden administration has been lauded for its attempts at unity. According to...
*Narrated by Yoda as The Godfather music plays in the background. Click the link for the full experience.* In the words of one of the greatest philosophers to ever live: “The Sith are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the galaxy’s ever produced.” If you disagree, the question...
You’re going about your day. You’re walking through campus, admiring the gorgeous fall leaves. Maybe you take a picture and upload it to your Instagram story. It’s fall y’all! And you’re happy. Until you remember that twerpy-man-child-with-the-doctor-wife Ben Shapiro announced he’s moving to Nashville and bringing his whole Daily Wire...
By Madison Hitchcock, Estelle Shaya and Zak Stengel Dear Slant Readership, In the 134 year history of our publication, no Editor-in-Chief has ever publicly endorsed a presidential nominee. The one exception was in 1964 when the Editor at the time made the unprecedented decision to back Lee Harvey Oswald as...
