By: Danielle Bernstein Who isn’t completely overjoyed walking into Commons on a Thursday night? I know I am. The harsh fluorescent lighting, the overall dissatisfaction regarding the food… It’s Disneyland on our little college campus. Last Thursday night, there was something extra special in the Commons air. As I waited...
Bitchin’ Kitchen
By Anonymous Dear valued Greens* customer, Having noted your regular presence at our cafe, we write to you to address some behaviors we find concerning. On Monday, January 22nd, you entered our establishment at 8:56 pm. Although both our front and kitchen staff were clearly in the process of trying...
It’s almost time for the Superbowl, your man’s favorite day of the year. He and all his bros get together to scream at the TV, while you get to provide enough food to satisfy them throughout the entire day without actually getting a chance to watch the game itself. Isn’t that fun?! Here are some exciting snacks you can make for your man so you can prove to him that not only are you super sporty, but you’re also still domestic AF.
After an arduous two hours of your Multivariable Calculus final, it’s time to celebrate. Break out your apron with The Slant and join us in baking brownies that will make you forget your worries.
