By Bryce Hanson and Josh Linett I’m a simple man. Give me the finest room in Rothschild, unlimited Rand cookies, the workload of an HOD major with the prestige of biomedical engineering, a villa on the white-sand beaches of Radnor Lake, a scooter made by Ferrari that I stole from...
UCC ~after dark~ Are you looking to take your therapy appointments to the next level? Have you felt that maybe if you and your UCC provider just sat down and had a drink that they’d say all that crying was justified? Well, the UCC after dark gives students the opportunity...
Coming to Vandy, I was unsure about a lot of things. Would the name on my degree be so blinding to employers that I could land a lucrative job even though I majored in English? Would the walk from Commons to Grins each day be enough to fend off the...
By Fluke Baller Sad processions of CHEM 1601 students have been a common sight at Vanderbilt for years. But in recent weeks they’ve been seen around campus with a spring in their step, life in their eyes and anal beads up their ass. Spurred by the “worst fucking midterm I’ve...
“This will show them we mean business,” said Gulley Hender (Class of ‘23) as he tossed the last roll of toilet paper into the massive pile on Alumni Lawn. A member of the crowd screamed “douse it!” On cue, the group of students ran around the mound of toilet paper...
