By Megan McGrath After a string of failed initiatives to reduce food waste in dining halls on campus, Vanderbilt has devised an innovative solution: hiring celebrity competitive eater Joey Chestnut to perpetually reside at the end of the Rand conveyor belt and consume any and all leftovers. Vanderbilt is currently...
By Mady Johnston When I first heard that Family Weekend was approaching, I was a little afraid of the parents I would meet: serial killers, Republicans or maybe even Vlad the Impaler. But then I was met with such grand excitement when I realized my dad might be there! I...
By Sophie Stachurski It’s hardly news to Vanderbilt students that the transition from high school to college is hard. Between the struggle of convincing your parents that HOD will create far more lucrative career paths than medicine ever would and figuring out a way to casually tell your roommate that...
By Slant Staff Look, tornadoes are no joke and neither is this protocol. We all know the warning signs for a tornado (I actually did not and had to google them), but if you hear a noise that sounds like a freight train over the sound of your sex playlist,...
ConcernedAboutCock It’s 7:37 PM on a Saturday night. I have no plans other than walking to the Commons Munchie Mart and buying myself a strawberry banana smoothie that I 140 percent believe has the same ingredients as the ones at McDonald’s. As I embark on my travels, I cast a...
