NASHVILLE, TN – It’s a new day in Tennessee for student-turned-activist Kyle Roth. Roth, a sophomore Economics major, has been the leading voice in a movement and petition on campus to ban all statues and pictures of statues by Michelangelo, in the name of male body positivity. The petition states...
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NASHVILLE, TN – Across Vanderbilt’s campus this year, services such as Ofo, Lime, and Bird have rapidly built up large fan bases and proven just how adaptable the ride-share model can be. Officials at the Zerfoss Student Health Center have taken notice and decided to launch their own ride-share program...
This past week, Vanderbilt Administration revealed the design for the new dormitory building on campus – a giant middle finger pointed at Carmichael Towers. “We wanted to preserve the tradition of Vanderbilt completely shitting on Towers in any way possible,” said the project’s chief architect. “We feel that the middle...
NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. Browne reportedly sat down at...
Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant globule has famously...
